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04-01-2010
Webmaster proudly announces 'the new look' for the website.
The Webmaster announced the availability of the new web site with its more professional appearance. Unlike the old one which was just cobbles together, the new site was built (mostly) with an Honest-To-God HTML Editor, specifically the freebie from Coffee Cup using web templates obtained for free also (see the bottom of the page for the Designer).
04-05-2010
Middle Management's reaction to the new website.
Office Manager Burnham Goode remarked that the new and improved web site is "still not very good, but one helluva lot better than the old one". Staff response has been more favorable.
05-21-2010
FEL receives award for CRAP.
FEL was awarded a citation by a Government Agency for its Constant Recidivism in Anonymous Projects (CRAP). President Horace Pukki, in his acceptance speech, pointed out that CRAP has always played a large role at FEL and probably always will.

We don't answer calls that aren't from clients

That's why you must e-mail us!

It is Corporate Policy to avoid the use of any medium other than e-mail to communicate with non-clients. It was determined that the constant jangle of the telephones in and around our office and lab facilities annoyed us mightily when we had to drop what we were doing to answer the phone, only to find out that it was just another wrong number, a telemarketer, or some teacher wanting to talk to a kid's parent. This policy has resulted in a remarkable increase in personnel productivity. Therefore, we simply don't divulge phone or FAX numbers to anyone who isn't already a client.

So, send us e-mail instead! That annoying sound that emanates from Outlook Express or Thunderbird will let us know that yet another prospect wants to communicate with us. Send your e-mail to one or more of the fine folks here at Fyreandyce Engineering Laboratories and tell us what we can do for you!

(For the clueless: Click on the 'Staff' button up at the top of the page. If you aren't particularly fussy about who gets your request/comment, click here: => Send E-mail <=)

Or, you can try using the U. S. Postal Service and send snail-mail to us at:

Fyreandyce Engineering Laboratories
Suite 16
Sans Terrazzo Office Plaza
Albuquerque, NM 87100

We make no guarantees regarding delivery, but we'll gladly wait for it!

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