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04-01-2010
Webmaster proudly announces 'the new look' for the website.
The Webmaster announced the availability of the new web site with its more professional appearance. Unlike the old one which was just cobbles together, the new site was built (mostly) with an Honest-To-God HTML Editor, specifically the freebie from Coffee Cup using web templates obtained for free also (see the bottom of the page for the Designer).
04-05-2010
Middle Management's reaction to the new website.
Office Manager Burnham Goode remarked that the new and improved web site is "still not very good, but one helluva lot better than the old one". Staff response has been more favorable.
05-21-2010
FEL receives award for CRAP.
FEL was awarded a citation by a Government Agency for its Constant Recidivism in Anonymous Projects (CRAP). President Horace Pukki, in his acceptance speech, pointed out that CRAP has always played a large role at FEL and probably always will.

More for you to read

There ain't no more.
While there are "Read More" buttons all over the place on the web site, the truth of the matter is that there just isn't any more to read. In the first place, NOBODY ever reads that stuff anyway. In the second place, we are way too busy to do much more than the bare minimum with a site nobody will ever use.

If the management forces the issue, we will put something inane here just to please them. They won't ever actually read this stuff either.
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